

I haven’t been able to sleep & I don’t feel like Facebooking either. Anyhow today I made a discovery. It’s about human smell. This one doesn’t kill but believe me, I wouldn’t want to experience it again. So in a way, you can call me the Christopher Columbus of insaani badboo.
And who are these culprits? Women observing Burqa! They have this distinctive odor that almost kills. And it’s similar. We encountered 4, 5 ladies & they all smelled like shit. Even shit is better, cause I clean the mess of my cats every day & I never have the urge to puke.
I wouldn’t say like millions of Pakistanis that these people don’t have any concept of deodorant. These women don’t wash their clothes actually. That’s my humble conclusion. And I think all those other people who stink, they also don’t wash their clothes. We all have heard that cleanliness is next to godliness & yet these burqa clad women who wouldn’t have any problem in calling anyone kafir smell so bad. And you know what this is not the 1st time I have noticed this.
It’s a little easier for me to talk about shit, fart, piss & any kind of silent killer as I have 3 brothers. And my elder brothers also wrote poems on such topics. Unfortunately I don’t have their sense of humor or talent but nevertheless I think I can talk on sensitive topics.